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What Is Disastrous News? You might be wondering: "Hmmm... I've read Disastrous News Articles. What is it, really?" Well, we're glad you asked! Disastrous News is a news magazine with reporters such as Andrew (last name confidential), or the writer of this article, Raghav(last name co- ah, forget it). But what is it really? Disastrous News Articles are about a.  Disastrous events with decent reporting, b.  Disastrous events disastrously reported. c.  Regular events with disastrous reporting, or d.  Regular events with decent reporting. Our reporters write local news articles for Glenridge Elementary, not-so-local articles that talk about nationwide issues, or even global problems, and more. We hope that this article provides quality information on what Disastrous News is.

Raghav, a random 10 year old whose blog you are reading, cannot speak to you right now, so I have to. I’m pretty sure he’s on a business tr- wait a minute... *phone ringing* Hello, um, what are you doing right now? *indistinct mumbling* Oh come on-  *more mumbles* Ugh, fine. He says he’s too lazy. Amazing. Absolutely amazing. What a lazybum  *loud indistinct shouting*   Oh fine. Anyways, Raghav loves reading, gaming(preferably Minecraft), and annoying his sister. He wants to go to MIT and do biotechnology because he loves that kind of weird stuff. He's from New York Go YANKEES WOOOOO. He's written If I were in Charge of the World, Winds,a school-wide favorite Fun Bun, and more! … And he likes writing author’s bios like a story. Peace out.