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The Different Types of Humor Being humorous is a important thing for many people, as it makes you much more likeable. But it takes skill to crack the correct quip at a good timing. There are good jokes, great jokes, bad jokes, etc. The first type of humor we will explore is the worst: bad humor. Some people are horrible comedians, who make clichéd jokes, or stupid puns. You don’t want to be these people, since they are not very humorous. The second type is better: horrible humor. Now, you might be asking, “Why? That’s just worse!”. The reason is that people (like myself) like to make such horrible jokes that it’s actually funny. The final kind of humor is: Good humor! People who use this type of humor make jokes about the present, past, and future smoothly. This type of humor is the funniest and is recommended for people. I hope this gives you some insight onto humor in general, and what to avoid and what your goals should be.

What Is Disastrous News? You might be wondering: "Hmmm... I've read Disastrous News Articles. What is it, really?" Well, we're glad you asked! Disastrous News is a news magazine with reporters such as Andrew (last name confidential), or the writer of this article, Raghav(last name co- ah, forget it). But what is it really? Disastrous News Articles are about a.  Disastrous events with decent reporting, b.  Disastrous events disastrously reported. c.  Regular events with disastrous reporting, or d.  Regular events with decent reporting. Our reporters write local news articles for Glenridge Elementary, not-so-local articles that talk about nationwide issues, or even global problems, and more. We hope that this article provides quality information on what Disastrous News is.

Raghav, a random 10 year old whose blog you are reading, cannot speak to you right now, so I have to. I’m pretty sure he’s on a business tr- wait a minute... *phone ringing* Hello, um, what are you doing right now? *indistinct mumbling* Oh come on-  *more mumbles* Ugh, fine. He says he’s too lazy. Amazing. Absolutely amazing. What a lazybum  *loud indistinct shouting*   Oh fine. Anyways, Raghav loves reading, gaming(preferably Minecraft), and annoying his sister. He wants to go to MIT and do biotechnology because he loves that kind of weird stuff. He's from New York Go YANKEES WOOOOO. He's written If I were in Charge of the World, Winds,a school-wide favorite Fun Bun, and more! … And he likes writing author’s bios like a story. Peace out.